David Minor ( age unknown ) was the love child of an unknown composer
and a widowed ex-prostitute turned actress, whom gave birth to him in
the prop basement of a theatre, which she later abandoned him to. He
was adopted and raised by two weathering directors. A fat jolly women
with an affinity for the kitchen and a smoky old man, ( a victim of
post-modernist literature and incredibly bitter). Coincidentally
DavidEnnio's first role was that of Oliver Twist. Opening night,
while smuggling soup he slipped and was later diagnosed clinically
dead. He miraculously recovered, but contracted a limp. The theatre
generously offered him the cameo role for the next 3 following winters
as Tiny Tim in Charles Dickens “ A Christmas Carol”... where he
recovered and saved enough money for his professed future travels.
In his teen years, after a fine trivium education he was awarded
apprenticeship with a Malay Chef. Later to wake up from a coma in a
Mongolian ditch, where he discovered the cultivation of multiple
talents. Being: ballet dancing, singing/songwriting and photography
among others. Abusing and neglecting them, he spent much time in
contest with spitting camels.
While chasing an enchanting
nomad girl on horseback across the Gobi dessert, a Canadian tourist on
an “Alchemist’ inspired midlife-crisis journey” hit him on the head
with a Frisbee. His whereabouts are unknown for 7 years. Theorist
hypothesis he used the writer’s Charles Barkley and Sylvia Plath as his
idiosyncrasies, to express his inner womb.
If you listen closely to his music you will hear a haunting past and melancholic clues to an ambiguous history.
He
appeared at the Joffrey ballet school in New York for a short time.
Leaving to drown in usurped ideals. He now presides in Berlin, Germany.
Depressed, nostalgic and scurvy like awaiting new compulsions. | 
