SEAGULL'S DREAM LUNCH

Never let a seagull order lunch for you.  They'll eat practically anything they can stuff down their pie hole. We once saw one drop down on an abandoned table at Zelda's and swallow a paper ramekin filled with 1000 Island dressing, paper and all. That's why you have to be careful what you leave around them.

This guy is thinking proper nutrition for a gull. The famous Monterey Bay Sardine, served fresh on the beach. Being a gull isn't easy. Sometimes you have to follow  Pelicans for miles and miles. After they dive in and surface, all a gull can hope is one will flip out of the bag.

Sometimes it works, sometimes you're picking through seaweed at sunset.

This scenic wonder is only 4 by 4 inches, probably could be called a miniature, but it's size allows it to decorate anyplace that needs a window to the coast. Then you can think about what's for lunch.