I LOVE MINCEMEAT PIE


I LOVE MINCEMEAT PIE

Said no one, ever.

They are mysterious, and loved by only a few. This painting may never sell.

My Dad was the only person I know who ever made one, and it turned out with such hilarious reviews on that one Christmas day. So now in his honor, I make one every year, and in all of the years I have only met three people who enjoy them. So I’ve taken to decorating the crusts with cut out biohazard symbols or skulls and crossbones to warn off the uninitiated.

Many thank me.

This slice of pie was painted with the finest French acrylics over a 4 by 4 inch gallery wrap canvas by Santa Cruz artguy Vern Scharf, then coated with layers of protective varnish to assure this legendary dessert will last for the ages. Whether anyone buys it or not.



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